
Oops! All Homestuck!
All the world’s a stage, and all the people merely non-player characters.

Change into your fancy looks, because it’s time to go to the circus! Watch your feet!

I can’t believe that laundering money through Hot Topic is something we can actually say we’ve done on the podcast. Listen to learn about our new stuff that isn’t a money laundering scheme!

“Will you walk into my parlour?” said the Gecko to the Fly,
‘Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy;
The way into my parlour is up the dome though beware,
I’ve a many curious things to show you when you are there.

New experiences have the ability to put past actions into new light.
Fee-fi-fo-fist,
Jack smells the blood of a protagonist,
Be they alive, or be they dead,
He’ll grind their bones to make his bread.
Vigil has to make a decision. Lliana makes an ice sculpture. Dee steals.
Lliana goes ham. Dee breaks out. Vigil makes a choice.
The Hell Children and the Dome Kids set out once again to find the elusive Chimaera, and follow the tracks to something… else.

Vigil gets emotional. Dee trips. Lliana is exhausted. The gang tries again.
Lost in the dome, the hell children search for any clue of their quarry, and instead run into some new faces.
The Hell Children go off to find Marco Jacobs’ plague-infected son and find that somehow, they’ve stumbled into somewhere… very strange.
We asked for your questions, you sent them in, and this week we’re answering them! Everything from “Do you guys have set character designs or armour?” to “What’s Navi’s favourite emo song?” Find out a hundred things you didn’t care about here, today, on Carpe DM. Stay tuned next week for…. The Dome.
It’s time to let go and level up for the Hell Children, as they say goodbye to some new friends.
Terrible secrets and terrible creatures revealed this week on Carpe DM as our heroes finally find what they were looking for.
For the first time in this murder mystery, Dee, Vigil and Lliana decide to investigate some crimes! And, also, to commit some crimes. You win some, you lose some.

Marco Jacob’s secrets are revealed by force, and Lliana takes things to the next level.

We’re off to see the werewolf, the wonderful werewolf of Oz- I mean, uh, Hollyville. Lliana gets bit, Dee climbs some stuff, Vigil has suspicions, and someone has something to hide.

Today, our three terrible children go on an adventure to the town of Hollyville to locate an outbreak of Chimaera plague. They follow some mysterious tracks, interrogate some shopkeepers, and set out to find the truth.

Dee, Vigil, and Lliana decide to activate their new powers by making a sacrifice.

Space RV! Three adventurers are back to investigate some MYSTERIES!

Your DM, Nate, Your favourite horrible child Roddy, local Australian James, and obvious knife expert Knives all come together to try to teach three horrible orphans the feeling of adventure and the meaning of friendship. Instead, they teach them to steal.