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Carpe DM #30 | The Cyrus Sisters Circus, Chapter 3: Balls Deep in a Snow Cone
All the world’s a stage, and all the people merely non-player characters.
Carpe DM #28 | The Cyrus Sisters Circus, Chapter 1: That Makes It Easy!
Change into your fancy looks, because it’s time to go to the circus! Watch your feet!
Carpe DM #27 | There’s No Place Like Dome, Final Chapter: Welcome To The Maul
I can’t believe that laundering money through Hot Topic is something we can actually say we’ve done on the podcast. Listen to learn about our new stuff that isn’t a money laundering scheme!
Carpe DM #24 | There’s No Place Like Dome, Chapter 14: Flat Dome Theory
“Will you walk into my parlour?” said the Gecko to the Fly,
‘Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy;
The way into my parlour is up the dome though beware,
I’ve a many curious things to show you when you are there.
Carpe DM #23 | There’s No Place Like Dome, Chapter 13: Not Completely Gone
New experiences have the ability to put past actions into new light.
Carpe DM #21 | There’s No Place Like Dome, Chapter 11: Pwease No Steppy
Fee-fi-fo-fist,
Jack smells the blood of a protagonist,
Be they alive, or be they dead,
He’ll grind their bones to make his bread.
Carpe DM #20 | There’s No Place Like Dome, Chapter 10: Terminal Velocity
Vigil has to make a decision. Lliana makes an ice sculpture. Dee steals.
Carpe DM #19 | There’s No Place Like Dome, Chapter 9: Vigil Took an Axe
Lliana goes ham. Dee breaks out. Vigil makes a choice.
Carpe DM #16 | There’s No Place Like Dome, Chapter 6: The Wolf Waits Below
The Hell Children and the Dome Kids set out once again to find the elusive Chimaera, and follow the tracks to something… else.
Carpe DM #15 | There’s No Place Like Dome, Chapter 5: Take Two
Vigil gets emotional. Dee trips. Lliana is exhausted. The gang tries again.
Carpe DM #11 | There’s No Place Like Dome, Chapter 1: Watch Your Step
The Hell Children go off to find Marco Jacobs’ plague-infected son and find that somehow, they’ve stumbled into somewhere… very strange.
Carpe DM #10 | Bonus Episode #1: Ask Us Anything (About Memes)
We asked for your questions, you sent them in, and this week we’re answering them! Everything from “Do you guys have set character designs or armour?” to “What’s Navi’s favourite emo song?” Find out a hundred things you didn’t care about here, today, on Carpe DM. Stay tuned next week for…. The Dome.
Carpe DM #9 | Horror in Hollyville, Final Chapter: The End
It’s time to let go and level up for the Hell Children, as they say goodbye to some new friends.
Carpe DM #8 | Horror in Hollyville, Chapter 5: Boss Fight
Terrible secrets and terrible creatures revealed this week on Carpe DM as our heroes finally find what they were looking for.
Carpe DM #7 | Horror in Hollyville, Chapter 4: Scooby Dooin’
For the first time in this murder mystery, Dee, Vigil and Lliana decide to investigate some crimes! And, also, to commit some crimes. You win some, you lose some.
Carpe DM #6 | Horror in Hollyville, Chapter 3: Callout Post for Lliana
Marco Jacob’s secrets are revealed by force, and Lliana takes things to the next level.
Carpe DM #5 | Horror in Hollyville, Chapter 2: Nice Chairs
We’re off to see the werewolf, the wonderful werewolf of Oz- I mean, uh, Hollyville. Lliana gets bit, Dee climbs some stuff, Vigil has suspicions, and someone has something to hide.
Carpe DM #4 | Horror in Hollyville, Chapter 1: Team Marco
Today, our three terrible children go on an adventure to the town of Hollyville to locate an outbreak of Chimaera plague. They follow some mysterious tracks, interrogate some shopkeepers, and set out to find the truth.
Carpe DM #2 | Out of the Frying Pan, Chapter 2: MAGIC COMES FROM SPACE?
Space RV! Three adventurers are back to investigate some MYSTERIES!
Carpe DM #1 | Out of the Frying Pan, Chapter 1: Feast or Famine
Your DM, Nate, Your favourite horrible child Roddy, local Australian James, and obvious knife expert Knives all come together to try to teach three horrible orphans the feeling of adventure and the meaning of friendship. Instead, they teach them to steal.